Hush

The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

New at better-not-say-it.com: Our hot joke section. Have fun laughing with our sensationally funny jokes:


Someone told me there was caffeine in chocolate

If that’s true, then why has my dog been asleep for so long, huh?

The russian general secretary, Leonid Brezhnev, calls in the head of the FSB, Sergey Beseda.

Leonid says "How many Ukrainian born citizens do we have in the russian federation?" Sergey says "About 5 million." Leonid says "How many do you think would leave if allowed to?" Sergey says "About 50 million."

Anatomy jokes are really cornea

Haha funny (putting text here so this post isn’t removed)

What do you mean stacking Sats?

I thought you said "sacking stats" I fired the whole statistics department!

What pronouns do the LGBTQ in Afghanistan use?

was/were

What is red and crawling up your leg

A homesick abortion.

A Holocaust survivor dies and goes to heaven

In heaven he meets God, and after talking for a bit he says, “Hey, want to hear a joke?” God nods, so the the guy tells him a holocaust joke. God looks at him blankly and says, “That’s not funny.” So the guy apologises and says, “I guess you had to be there”

A man wanted to marry 3 women, so he developed a test to see which was the most fit.

he decided to give them each 10,000 dollars to see what they did. the first women got plastic surgery and told him, “Look, I made myself extremely beautiful just for you!” the second bought him many gifts and said, “Look! I have given you all the gifts I can!” the third invested the money, made 30K, gave the man back the original 10K, and then invested the rest. she said, “Look! I invested out money so that when we retire we can live peacefully in an abundance of wealth!” The man thought long and hard, and eventually made his decision. he married the one with the biggest tits.

Tomorrow is May 4th

Mayo forth be with you…

What do you call an angry psychiatrist?

Therapissed

Why did Satan cross the road.

Because he saw a group of Slayer fans approaching him.

A blowjob will make your day.

But anal will make your hole weak.

The early bird gets the worm...

...but the second mouse gets the cheese!

more on the subject Jokes


Do you know things that are better left unsaid?

Help us make the site even funnier! We look forward to your contribution!

Thank you very much!