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We finally found a way for texans to agree to abortion.
You just have to perform it with a gun apparently. Then they’ll be defending it nonstop.
Why did Elon go from left to right
His left hand was tired with no ladies taking his horse offer
Who can relate?
Me : tries to make my brain remember something Brain : forgets Also me : tries to forget something unimportant Brain : remembers Also also me : tries to trick my brain into thinking something is unimportant so it remembers Brain : still forgets
Well, that was embarrassing.
I forgot where I parked my car. Then my wife reminded me that I was shopping online.
I recently broke my fingers, but had to have my Brother sign the paperwork as well as me.
We now have joint custody.
When are they going to tell us the “sometimes” when” Y” is a vowel?
I thought by the end of first grade and then surely by the end of the second but I am entering my seventh decade and somehow missed it. Is it during a full moon, solar eclipse, every other Saturday or what?
A teacher asked the students a question about bombs, which left them stumped...
So, the teacher asked a new clear question.
What do you say to a physically strong person who is always unsure about things?
You have a lot of "might".