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A local farmer just successfully grew a field of vibrators.
Unfortunately, now he has a problem with squatters.
There is a new line of cards for those who have lost a loved one in a mass shooting...
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Not to say that giving my girlfriend free reign over the thermostat is a bad thing…
… but two hobbits just showed up to throw a ring in our bedroom.
My girlfriend asked me to get her tampons at the store…
I told her due to the supply shortage I may have to pull a few strings.
Three pregnant women visited a hospital
Three pregnant women visited a hospital to check the gender of their babies. While chatting in the waiting room, one lady said she’s sure hers is a boy because she was on the bottom during sex. The second one went ahead to say that hers will be a girl because she was on top. The third one, a blonde remarked ‘‘can’t wait to see my puppies!’’
Did you hear about the church that got caught in a landslide that ended up destroying 15 Bible factories?
It was the start of a widespread religious movement.
I get an hour lunch
I live 35 minutes away. Theoretically that gives me just enough time to go home and shower before they realize I’m not coming back.
Me talking to a potential date. “I am 30 years old and have the body of a 18 year old” Potential date: “Oh yeah? Prove it”. Me,
“I would but I really don’t want to walk over to my freezer right now”.
big and slow
I like my women like I like my updates, big and slow. better if they come overnight.