The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

I’m (20f) dating this guy (47m) and he’s so great.

I’ve know him for years. He’s brushes my hair better than anyone ever. And he even is good at giving manicures and pedicures. I guess you could say he’s an expert groomer.

finally memorized the digits og Pi up to 10 digits.

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 But sadly i dont know the order.

What do you call a small bear?

A bear minimum

I prefer sex with suicidal people

It’s limited edition

A joke

Englishman, Irishman and a Scottsman walk into a bar. Barman turns round and sias is this some kind of joke

Whats the best Thing about Switzerland?

I dont know, but The flag is a big Plus.

What did the Jewish bartender do when he ran out of beer?

I don’t know, I left. But then Hebrew, so I came back!

My 24 episode

The following takes place between 2am and 3am. Events occur in real time ​ RIIIING RIIIING Mrs. Bauer: What is it?! Jack Bauer: We have to switch all clocks to daylight saving time Mrs. Bauer: That could wait till the morning 3:00:00

What could be the reason for separating male and female chess championships?

In case they mate

What did the right pussy lip say to the left pussy lip

“Girl, we used to be so tight until we let some dick in between us”

When did pinocchio find out he was made of wood

When his right hand caught on fire

They say the asteroid killed all the dinosaurs.

You could say it killed many birds with one stone.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper