The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

They say that "The grass is always greener on the other side".

Especially true of roll on turf.

Why are kidney donors’ houses so messy?

They are disorganized.

I visited the wailing wall the other day...

standing there like an idiot with my harpoon.

What haunts a pharmacy?

A cetamino-fiend

What do you call a walker who can’t run?

Hershel

Mary had a little lamb...

with mashed potatoes on the side.

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip-off.

How does a normal dog barks?

How does a normal dog barks? “Woof woof” How does a British dog barks? “Woof woof, innit”

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so i was walking down my neighboorhood and saw a kid in bad condition, with rags and all that. i said "are you an orphan"? the kid thought and hesitated and finally said, "yeah, what gave me away"? i said, "your parents".

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh

Ad Nauseam;

What you get when a platform dissolves their ad-free premium service.

If anyone has no family and will be alone on thanksgiving please let me know

I really need to borrow some chairs from you.

A man records his wedding night…

A man decides to audio record his wedding night and one year later on their anniversary, play it back to re-live the wonderful sounds his wife was making that night. So he played it back and she was saying “ah ah…that’s happiness”. He was moved to tears. He decided to share this special moment for his wife. She told him “you idiot, you have it on slow motion. I was saying, “ha ha, that’s a penis?”