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My exceptional memory allows me to memorize a sequence of more than a million numbers
1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
Darling, I just called to tell you how awesome you are.
You really are the love of my life… – Sir – I’m sorry, this is a brewery! – Oh I know…
You know what it is with NNN...
Every night it gets just a little harder than the night before.
My neighbour across the street said he was born in Micronesia. My next door neighbour said he was born in Indonesia. I told them I was born in Amnesia.
My father forgot to wear a condom.
Sharing
I stopped at a fast food joint for a meal while on a trip. I noticed a couple old enough to be my parents. The man cut the burger in half carefully, and then handed half to his wife. Then he counted out the fries, dividing them equally. He then put two straws into the soda, and took a sip. The woman started eating slowly, as the man watched and chatted. I walked up and offered to buy another portion so they could have enough. The man thanked me, and said, No, we always share everything. As I finished up my meal, I offered once again to buy them another burger and fries. He repeated what he said before. No thank you, we share everything. So I asked him what he was waiting for. He looked up in surprise and said, Why, the teeth, of course.
Have you ever noticed that old ladies all smell the same?
Especially when you dig them up after 3 weeks.
Why do chinese people love playing Among Us ?
Because thats the only place they can vote