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They say a sneeze is equal to 1/16th of an orgasm
If that’s true, it horrifies me to imagine the sound my father makes when he nuts
I went to a Chinese restaurant and there was a suggestion box,
so I wrote ‘Free Tibet.’
John Drop is a developer and have a child with his wife Jelena, how did they name him?
Dragan
Two cars collide due to one of the drivers masturbating behind the wheel.
It was a traffic jaccident.
Who is the female vocal equivalent of Morgan Freeman?
Morgan FreeWoman (Courtesy- reddit)
A white supremacist walks into Mar a Lago. A Secret Service agent says to him…
“Welcome home, Mr. President. Would you like a Diet Coke?”
Motherhood is like a fairytale...
... _*but in reverse*_ You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
Having a girl best friend is like having a Chicken as a pet
Sooner or later, you are going to want to eat it...
Life pro tip: Want to take a selfie during sex?
Just squeeze both nipples at the same time. Stolen from ask Reddit post about sex.
I need help finding a Tim Burton movie
I Googled "Tim Burton movie where Johnny Depp plays a quirky, androgynous loner," and Google told me to be more specific.