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I like my coffee like I like my women.

Brazilian.

What did the porn director say to the new girl?

If you start to get nervous out there, just picture everybody with their clothes on!

a bear and a rebbit smoking a joint

A bear was smoking a joint, leaning on a tree when a rabbit came by. Bear saw the rabbit and invited him to smoke along, and rabbit joined. After the they smoked one, the bear who was preaty high already asled the rabbit, Bear: do you feel anything? Rabbit: no Bear: hmm, lets smoke another one then And then they smoked another one. Bear was stoned like hell, he could hardly stand and was dreaming about some honey. He asked the rabbit, Bear: Do you now feel anything? Rabbit: nope Bear: daamn And he proceeded to role another one, because he was pissed that the rabbit didnt feel anything, so he roled the biggest one yet, and they smoked it. After a while of just laying down, the bear all exausted looks the rabbit, Bear: Now you have to feel something? Rabbit: i told you after the first one that i dont feel anything... I dont feel my legs, hands and all of my torso... Ps. Its hard to write it in english since is not my native language. I hope it turned out well.

Where does an 250 pounds gorilla sit?

Where he wants.

A man was having a pee at a urinal in Jamaica when a local man joined him..

"What is that tattoo you have on your penis?" Says the local man "Oh, it says WY now because it was the name of my ex girlfriend, Wendy, so when I get an erection it says her name.." says the man. "Take a look at this" the Jamaican shows the man his penis, also having WY on his penis.. "Is your ex girlfriend called Wendy too?" The local man laughs, "no, when I get an erection mine says, Welcome to Jamaica, I hope you enjoy your stay!"

Manhunt underway

Every Sheriff in California, the DHS, the FBI, the ATF, and possibly the CIA are underway in what could be the largest manhunt in the USA since 2008 for the perpetrators of the slaying of 10 month old Nycholas Parraz. I really hope they catch these vile perpetrators in case we need to trade someone for Brittney Griner again.

What do you call it when a group of Pacific Islanders forget things?

Poly-amnesia

You hear the one about Electronic Arts?

The punchline in $25.

Why should you never buy Ukrainian underpants?

Chernobyl fallout

A repost

the one with the re-seeding heirline (42)

Who did Hitler plan to install as commander of the Indonesian air force if they agreed to join the Axis powers?

Hermann Goreng

What 0 said to the 8

nice belt

[Serious] How long is appropriate to wait to joke about issues like 911?

I just don’t want my jokes to crash and burn

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