The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

Why did the dwarf laugh while running?

The grass tickled his balls.

My doctor told me I should take Viagra.

- Can you get it over the counter? Yeah, if I take two.

I like that U2 song

About the Revenue agent tracking bootleggers. “ I Haven’t Found The Still I’m Looking For.”

The Dutch ate their prime minister in 1672

They had a good taste in politics

Ex-pope Benedikt XVI died to day, went to heaven an became an angel

Good on him to get his promotion!

"Remember the Aloma!"

This was the moment the soldiers began to suspect that Sam Houston had altheimers.

A semi-truck carrying Viagra crashed on the highway

Traffic is at a standstill.

Without you,

I would be talking to myself.

When do people usually finish reading smut?

After the climax.

what do you call a police officer with an IQ of 160?

Fired.

How do Communists tell time?

Ours

Wikipedia and Google walk into a bar...

Wikipedia: I know everything Google: I have everything Internet was sitting closeby: Without me, you both are nothing From the end of the bar crackled the voice of Electricity: Keep talking, bitches...

Russian workers decide what to do with salary.

Decided to throw coin: if heads - will spend salaries on prostitutes, if tails - will spend in bar, if coin will stay in edge - will spend half in bar and half at prostitutes and if coin will not fall - will give whole salaries to wifes. They threw coin and it was eaten by bird in midair.