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what do you call five black people tumbling down a hill??
Question: What do you call five black people tumbling down a hill while it’s raining? Answer: a mudslide
It just cost me £1 to put air in my tyres. It used to cost 20p.
I suppose that’s inflation for you.
Therapy
A man goes to a therapist and lays down on the couch. He tells the therapist "Lately I feel like nobody is paying attention to me". The therapist shouts: "NEXT PERSON"
Vladimir Putin, Joe Biden, the pope and a 8 year old boy is on a airplane together
The airplane starts crashing, and they have to use parachutes to jump down to save themselves. One problem though: they only have three parachutes. Putin goes first and says: I am the smartest man in Russia, and the Russian people needs me! Then he takes a parachute, puts it on, and jumps. Then Biden says: I am the american president and the United States needs me! Then he takes a parachute, puts it on, and jumps. The pope says to the boy: I am a very old man hand have lived a long life, whilst you are still a child. Take the last parachute and save yourself. Then the boy says: There are a parachute for both of us. The smarted man in Russia took my backpack
Little tip for gardeners.
Throw a bottle of Whiskey, a bottle of gin and a bottle of vodka on your lawn. It will come up half cut.
What’s the difference between Amber Heard and your mom?
Nothing. I don’t know either one and don’t give a shit about them. Stop talking about them.
If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks...
Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.