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When other guys ask you how to fish. When do I throw it? I just cast it before my balls itch.
Does anyone else find that cucumber makes them burp a lot?
Or am I just shoving mine up too far?
Anyone else thought that a brothel was a soup kitchen?
I went in expecting beef or chicken, I got fish!
My wife said to me.
My wife said that I should get in touch with my feminine side. So I crashed the car. Then I ignored her all day for no reason.
Cosmetic surgery used to be a taboo subject...
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
Some people ask the secret of my long marriage.
My wife and I take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
why is England the wettest country?
Because the queen has reigned there for decades