The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

Where do you take someone with a “peek-a-boo” injury?

To the ICU

[Ancient Greek joke] Aristotle was informed by someone that some were cursing him.

The philosopher replied: “I do not care at all. When I am absent, I even accept being whipped".

How does an Australian toilet greet you?

Bidet, mate!!

Optimus Prime has a French cousin who saw seventeen decepticons

he said “Dix-septicons, in the distance!”

What do you call a flatulent boxer?

Gaseous Clay!

How many police does it take to change the lightbulb?

They arrest bulb for being broke and beat room for being black. Nothing changes.

A demolitions expert tried standup on stage.

He bombed.

After five long years, I’ve come up with the best clock joke ever…

…it’s about time!

What do you call a small yellow pervert?

Peek-At-You

What’s worse than finding a maggot in your apple?

Finding your wife in a car park getting gangbanged by five dutch lorry drivers

What does Sean Connery say to his enemies?

“Welcome, shuit yourshelf”

Too soon?

How did the FBI know about the rest of the classified info at Mar-A-Lago? They went to Jared.

Abortion jokes never get old.

Just like the baby.