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Do ya know why toys have a serial number?
>!They have been marked as in-toyer-able!!<
I told my parents about a crazy job I wanted to take for minimum wage.
They said: That makes absolutely no cents.
I remember how my mother used to tuck me in when I was little.
She was really disappointed not to have another girl.
A cabbie picks up a Nun.
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you” She answers, ” My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.” Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.” She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that – you have to be single and you must be Catholic.” The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!” “OK,” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.” The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. “My dear child,” said the nun, why are you crying?” “Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.” The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Steve and I’m going to a Halloween party!”
If "Gator Aid" had been created in Talahassee instead of Gainesville
Would we all be drinking Seminole Fluid?
A young lady falls in love with a wealthy man
They soon get married and they are living the life of luxury. Dream homes, exotic cars, and luxurious vacations. The girl is having a conversation with her father one day and she mentions that she is considering leaving her husband. The father asks why and the girl explains. “He will only do me in the butt. It was okay at first, my butthole was the size of a dime. Soon it was the size of a nickel, and now it is the size of a quarter. “ The father exclaims “You’re willing to throw this all away over 40 cents?”