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What do you get when you cross an early bird and a night owl?
Shut the f up, I only got 2 hours of sleep last night!
What do you call it when you linger too often at a Tibetan sandwich shop?
A daily dilli-dallie at the Dalai Deli. I’ll show myself out now.
What’s the difference between the Titanic and your mom?
They know how many men went down on the titanic.
Have you heard Usher’s just gone into the bakery business?
He’s releasing a new song to help drive awareness. It’s titled “Confections”
What’s the condition when you can’t walk because your legs are frozen?
Your legs are in limbo.
I remember when I could go into the grocery store with a dollar in my pocket.
And come out with a dozen eggs, pound of bacon and a loaf of bread. You can’t do that anymore they have cameras everywhere.
he went to college to learn one skill after another, many many skills
hes a serial skiller