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What do you get when you cross an early bird and a night owl?

Shut the f up, I only got 2 hours of sleep last night!

What do you call it when you linger too often at a Tibetan sandwich shop?

A daily dilli-dallie at the Dalai Deli. I’ll show myself out now.

What’s the difference between the Titanic and your mom?

They know how many men went down on the titanic.

If Government can print money

Then why are we paying taxes?!?

Have you heard Usher’s just gone into the bakery business?

He’s releasing a new song to help drive awareness. It’s titled “Confections”

My wife loves a big, sexy, strong man.

So she left me for one.

What’s the condition when you can’t walk because your legs are frozen?

Your legs are in limbo.

How do you make a dead baby float?

Two scoops ice cream, two scoops dead baby.

Asking kids what they want for dinner

Girl-Grilled cheese Boy-boy cheese

I identify as Michael Jackson.

My pronouns are HeeeHeHee

What’s yellow and is something you shouldn’t drink?

A school bus

I remember when I could go into the grocery store with a dollar in my pocket.

And come out with a dozen eggs, pound of bacon and a loaf of bread. You can’t do that anymore they have cameras everywhere.

he went to college to learn one skill after another, many many skills

hes a serial skiller

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