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How can you tell if lesbians built your house?
There are no studs and its all tongue and groove panelling.
Why there are no more pirates in Kansas?
Because they all moved to Arkansas.
What’s inside of a Christian’s bellybutton?
Bellybutton Lent
How did we not know that Communism was bad from the start?
So many red flags.
What do you call a black man who flies an airplane?
A pilot you fucking racist
What candy do black guys always choose?
Cotton Candy
Stop washing your hair with shampoo!
Insist on REAL poo!
What do you call a robot crab that has fallen into disrepair?
A rustacean.
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off the cliff
Tequila
I don’t do anything half a**ed
Except share a chair with someone
I asked my friend to spell won ton backwards…
He said “not now”
What do gay horses eat?
They eat haaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!
Where’s the best place to sing Eleanor Rigby?
A mirror maze, so you can look at all the lonely people.
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