The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

What’s it called when someone has too much foreskin?

fiveskin.

I went on a date once

I still prefer the toilet

Why is amber heard dumb ?

Look at her choice - Elon

Did you know there once was a Native American woman who loved to gamble?

Her name was Poker-hontas

How does a bored ninja kill people?

With a sai.

I have two rules with myself.

One is 15 cm. Second is 30 cm.

Change a syllable from a movie title

Landscape from New York

So I poured my root beer in a square glass

Now I am left with just beer...

Do you know how I committed homicide and suicide at the same time?

I was talking to girl a couple days and we got on very well. She then told me that she likes me and wishes to see me again. I replied "wow, how low are your standards?"

My dick is like life.. Life is hard

Life is also short

Why dont psychics play poker?

because poker is rigged

Yo momma is like a Texas Roadhouse

She will just let you bust your nuts anywhere you want.

I bought some fancy pens at a nudist art shop.

Felt tips? No, but I cupped some balls.