The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

What is pickle bread made from?

Dildo

Yo Mama So Fat

Jeff Bezos saw her wave from Outer Space.

What do you call a nazi sheep herder?

A German shepherd

Your mama so horny

African kids use her as their supply of water

Did you hear about the new ban forbidding women from swimming in the ocean?

They’re trying to keep the stink out of the fish.

What do you call a group of minors at an anime convention?

Child prey

Neo-nazis don’t praise Hitler

They praise the man who killed him

How do you re-use a condom?

You shake the fuck out of it

Dude explaining how he made his first $10 million:

1. Get up at 5:00AM every day 2. 90 minutes of cardio 3. Take a cold shower 4. Journal 5. Schedule out your day 6. Dad owns Fortune 500 company 7. Meditate

I asked my wife " Why are there broken condoms all over the sofa again?"

She replied "Please call our children by their proper names"...

I asked 100 women what their favorite shampoo was. The top response was...

What the fuck are you doing in my bathroom?!

A pirate is not born

They are berthed

My grandpa died in 9/11…

He was one hell of a pilot though.