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If you overdose on Viagra...

Do you "die hard"?

my cat likes to bite dicks...

i have no idea whyyYYYYYYYAAAAAAA

what do you call a rich prostitute

loaded

What do you call an Asian soup always craving sex?

Miso horny

Marriage is like a savings account.

Your only able to pull out three times a month.

soymilk is just regular milk

introducing itself in Spanish

Our teacher asked us to come up with a catchy headline for a inter-school football match, a child in my class came up with...

Teacher - Children please suggest a catchy headline for the football event coming up in which our school is participating Child - Kick thier balls! (True event)

a drunk guy sees a nun coming in the distance

He hides and waits the nun pass But whe she pases where he is he jumps her and beat her up After beating her he stands over her and says: Im disapointed. I was expecting more from you batman

Have you heard about the most famous cow in history?

It was Legen-Dairy

Did you hear about the beakers that sailed the seven seas?

They were the Pyrex of the Caribbean

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl?

Candy Crush.

I swear I’m not raciest, but I can tell just by looking at the color of someone’s skin…

How much time they spend at the beach

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get in to an elevator at their apartment building.

As the door closes the brunette looks down on the ground and see what appears to be a puddle of cum and says, “Eeeeeeew there cum on the ground!” The redhead gets on her hands and knees and sniffs it and says, “Yeah it smells like cum!” The blonde dips her finger in it and tastes it and says, “Well… it’s nobody that lives in this building.”

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