Things better not said - our best
... Jokes ...What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
One day while a cowboy was building a barn.....
he lost his favorite book. A week later, one of his horses came up to him holding the book in its mouth. The cowboy was stunned. He took the book from the horse and said, “It’s a miracle!”
“Not exactly,” said the horse. “Your name is written inside.”
A horse walks into a bar
And he asks the bartender, "Got any hay?"
To which the bartender replies, "No, get the fuck out of my bar!"
Women belongs to kitchen.
Men also belongs to kitchen.
Everyone belongs to kitchen including 34 genders.
What do you call it when Captain Kirk goes number 2 on a Star Trek fan?
William Shit-nerd
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
I was confused when my printer started making music
Until i realized the paper was... jamming.
How do you test if your trans roommate is really a woman?
Leave the toilet seat up.
(We had the talk after she had no reaction.)
What did the gnat say when it hadn’t eaten in a while?
“I’m so hungry I could eat a horsefly.”