Things better not said - our best
... Jokes ...That new baby smell
Almost everyone loves that new baby smell. I wonder if babies have that new baby smell if their mother has a dirty smelly pussy.
My wang is so big...
If I put it on a keyboard, it stretches from A to Z.
Oh, wait a minute...
Do you know what is the only animal having a dick on its back?
A police horse.
The Keeper of All Jokes was starting to get overwhelmed.
There were so many supposedly new ones arriving every day that he couldn’t properly review them so he hired an assistant to dispose of the rejects. Thanks to a miscommunication, the assistant thought he was getting delivery instructions every time the Keeper said “read it”. So now you know.
A crippled youtuber got mad
because the comments on his video are all disabled.
Jokes about anal are hard to understand.
But you usually get it in the end.
I just quit my job in the helium factory because of the way management spoke to me.
I will not be spoken to in that tone of voice.
I could tell plane jokes but,
They are so overused. Its a very boeing joke. *Yawns*
did you knew that all serial killers have dandruff
Because you can always find head and shoulders in their car
What did the mathematician with a background in education say?
"Seeing how much help the students need squared me, so I ended up abandoning my root."