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... Jokes ...I just finished a long article about the different myths behind Jesus’ death and resurrection.
There was a lot of ….. cross referencing.
I recently decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the "Jim".
I feel so much better telling people I went to the Jim this morning.
What did the testicle say to the seminiferous tubules?
We’ll never get along. There’s such a vas deferens between us.
A Chinese man walks into an American currency exchange...
...and trades 1000 yuan for $150. Two weeks later, he goes back, and the same clerk gives him only $140. He asks, "Why did you give me less this time?" The clerk shrugs, and says, "Fluctuations". The man replies, "Well, fluck you Americans too!" and storms out
I asked my wife if she would like a necklace for Christmas, she said nothing will please her more
So I got her nothing instead
My girlfriend said she wanted me to buy her some fresh ink
I told her to text me some noods.
It’s your basic tit for tat