Things better not said - our best
... Jokes ...What did this little piggy say on the way home from Gamestop?
"Wii, Wii, Wii!"
A blonde and a brunette are walking on opposite sides of the river...
The brunette yells to the blonde, "How do you get to the other side of the river?"
To which the blonde replies, "Um, you ARE on the other side!"
Wife asked her man if he thinks about her when he is having sex with her
Of course my love, he replied. Well what do you think about when you are close to coming and I tell you not to come yet? The husband said "I already said, I think about you".
A lesbian, a gay man, a bisexual person, and a trans person are waiting in line
It was an LGBT queue
What does James Charles and an xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children
Voting is like driving.
Choose “D” to crush random children in Middle East.
Choose “R” to crush random children in Middle East
A Cowboy Buys a Horse (long)
A cowboy decided to buy a horse from the preacher. As the money changed hands, the preacher warned him, “Now this isn’t a regular horse. I’ve taught this one different commands. To get him to run, you must say ‘Hallelujah!’ And to make him stop say ‘Amen’. The cowboy thanked him and the preacher left.
Later that afternoon, the cowboy decided to test out the horse. He saddled up and mounted, then kicked his heels, yelling “Heyahh!” The horse just stood there, unmoving.
Oh yeah, the rancher thought, remembering what the preacher said. “Hallelujah!”
The horse bolted into a dead run. The rancher held on for dear life. “Woah! Slow down!” He pulled hard at the reins, but the horse was running at top speed, straight for the edge of a tall cliff. “Stop! Woah!”
The horse wouldn’t slow down or stop. The cliff was getting closer and closer. The cowboy, panicking, realized he was about to die and quickly prayed. “God, save my soul and forgive my sins, Amen.”
The horse slid to a sweaty stop, right at the very edge of the cliff. The cowboy, giddy with relief, shouted. “Hallelujah!”
I want to thank everyone here for teaching me the word "Plethora"
It means a lot
A strong man, a bearded lady and a trapeze artist walked into a bar.
The midget walked under it.
At first I didn’t know an angry mob was outside my home because I only heard a polite knock on my door.
But when I discovered the truth of my predicament, I stayed as quiet as a mouse—quieter, even—and fortunately, after a short time, they all got bored and left.
Power to the peephole.