Things better not said - our best

People say he died and was able to rise from the dead 3 days later
Jeez sus

Where do meteorologists go to drink?
At the Isobar!

Kidneys
Why is it that when I donate a kidney, people will be thankful, but if I donate 5, they call the police?

What did they call the arab dairy farmer who became the chief?
A milk sheikh ​ Figured I had 6 min for my cake day, and for some reason that was the joke that popped in my head

This Italian guy says something weird to me
Ight so I walk into a bar and this Italian man says the gayest sh*t he says “ That booty looking deliciouso eh” and I reply by saying “keep ur eyes on ur spaghetti and off my ass!!!”

I was pulling my boxers off in bed the other day
God I love those dogs

I had to break up with a girl
She would insist that all black guys were great athletes, all Chinese people were great at math, all French people were great cooks and all Italians were great lovers. She was positively racist.

What did the lab assistant say when his food was bland?
"Can I get some Mohr salt please?"

What Do You Call A Hypothetical Group Of Ravens?
A conspiracy theory!

French people on Rollercoasters go..
Ouiiiii!

Here’s 2 jokes: What do you call a woman with 1 arm and 1 leg?
Eileen What do you call a man with no shins? Neil

What do you call a fiercely proud fat woman?
A philosopher of beauty.

What’s the difference between a liquid and the matter baby?
What’s the matter baby? Nothing honey