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... Jokes ...When asked what he did for a living, what did the glassmaker say?
About 20 blowjobs a day, and a lot of twisting
What’s the difference between black people and criminals?
None, they’re both the same thing.
Now that ketchup popsicles are a thing, why are some doctors giving them to patients?
To test their gag reflexes.
Today, in the computing class, we were talking about ICT fools.
*tools.
Two clowns are eating a cannibal...
One turns to the other and says, "I think we got this joke wrong."
If Generation X are called “Boomers” and Generation Z are called “Zoomers,” then what do they call Generation Y?
Millennials.
Physics
A kid was having a hard time understanding Motion.
So he googled it and tried to comprehend it deeply.
Alas! His IQ was very low.
The next day teacher asks him to define Motion, to which he replies:" Motion is relative to everyone and we should respect it. "
A boy asks his father how he was born
The father answers: "When me and mommy were young, we planted a seed. And everyday, we took great care of that seed. The seed soon turned into a sapling, and that sapling turned into a large and beautiful tree. Then we dried the leaves from the tree, smoked it, got extremely high, fucked with no protection."
[Unfunny] Why did the Pirate have an eye patch?
The pirates hand got blasted off by a flintlock, which gave him a hook.
6 hours after he got the hook, a seagull pooped in his eye..
He tried to cover his eye..
But it was his first day with the hook.