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I found an old Kurt Cobain pic the other day
Talk about a blast from the past

Alec Baldwin has resumed shooting on the set of Rust.
In other news, filming will resume next week.

Whats the difference between a gay man and a freezer
The freezer dosent fatt when you pull the meat out

My Prounous are Kit/Kat
Most people I meet break me off in half.

Met a guy who was really interested in what people said when they leave
Told me he was bye-curious.

I thought my plan would work. It was perfectly calculated.
Unfortunately, I suck at math.

Anakin Skywalker and his Student
Anakin invited his Student over to his place "this is my Pad Juan"

What do you call a gay chickpea?
A hummus-sexual

My nerdy friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes.
We now call him Dr. Awkward.

What animal walks on 3 legs and are a well liked dish while hot but also don’t make you feel hot?
A dog with a water bottle

What does captain Picard say to Initiate sex?
Make it grow

What does a pregnant 12-year-old girl and her fetus have in common?
. . . They’re both thinking: “Oh my God, my mom’s gonna kill me!”.

Childbirth
Two virgin high schoolers, who are dating. The woman asks the man, "Is childbirth painful?".