Things better not said - our best
... Jokes ...What did Ryu say when Chun-Li asked if she could borrow ten bucks?
SURE YOU CAN!
Did you hear that Donald Trump tried to escape to Mexico?
But Joe Biden was wise to this and built a wall.
A guitar can never break 2 strings.
It can only become a large ukulele.
[Mitch Hedberg RIP.]
Why are artists bad at physics?
If you ask them for a dot product, they’ll start making pointillism
What happens if someone puts 1 micron/grain of fentanyl in my fry, as a joke?
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(french fry)
How many letters are in the alphabet?
22, because E.T. went home and somebody shot J.R.
What’s it like to work in HVAC?
It blows! Lots of venting and heated conversations.
What do you call a Navy Admiral who gambles, smokes, drinks and does drugs?
a Vice Admiral
I was on a date with a woman who said she wanted to remain a virgin for the rest of her life.
I said, "Get fucked".