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... Jokes ...T-shirt is actually short for "tyrannosaurus shirt"
Because of the short arms.
So I was taking my dog for a walk…
A guy and his wife come up and offer my dog a treat. He asks, “Does she sit?”
I responded, “She’ll do anything, except for anal.”
True story. I’ve been watching too much Mark Normand.
What happened after Joseph found out he wasn’t the father of Jesus?
He had a Maury Christmas.
A midget fortune teller escaped from jail and the headlines read
Small medium at large.
A woman finds Aladdin’s magic lamp.
She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her the following wishes:
- I want my husband to have eyes only for me
- I want to be the only one in his life
- I want that when he gets up in the morning I’m the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes.”
The Genie then turned the lady into an IPhone 14
The Spice Girls walked into my smoke shop today.
Me: Hello ladies, what are you looking for today? Vapes? Cigarettes?
Spice girls: I wanna really really really wanna cig-ar, cigar.
Latest made up psychiatric phenomenon
Angry Unborn Daughter Syndrome Or is it Simdrone?
Just Call Me Trans Representation in 2023
Because im about to UltraKill myself
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of your pants.