Things better not said - our best
... Jokes ...I decided to kill off a few characters in this book I am writing.
It would definitely spice up my autobiography a little.
What’s a stormtrooper’s favourite store?
The one right next to the Target
Did you know the Golden Gate Bridge and Brooklyn Bridge have twitter accounts?
They are both suspended.
Why is the free chewing gum on the bus ...
always hidden under the seats?
Why did Hitler create the Nazi Party?
Because it was Fascionable at the time
Last night I had a date with a dyslexic hooker...
She offered to cook my socks for $50.
A survival expert gets asked a question
Person: If i’m stranded in the wild and have no water, should I drink my own pee?
Survival expert: yep absolutely. Now lets talk protein
Academic Failure
He was so bad at school that he even failed in recess
Why is the vagina located so close to the anus?
Because it was designed by city council. Who else would put a play area so close to a dumping ground?
Imagine if your cell phone battery was on ten percent and it lasted for eight days..
Congratulations. You understand Hanukkah.