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... Jokes ...A Rabbi, A pundit and a Priest
A rabbi, a pundit and a priest once decided to put their skills to the test,
so they challenged each other...the challenge was who could convert a bear
They all met a few days later.....the pundit n priest were ok but the rabbi was in a full body cast...
so started the pundit...guess what...I read the gita to the bear....n now he is a pious hindu
The priest says...guess what, I read the bible to my bear....it brought tears to his eyes...he immediately had himself baptised now he is a devout christian....
Finally the Rabbi mutters....."shouldve left the circumcision for later"
Do you know why the pyramids are in Egypt?
The pharaohs thought it would be too long a commute if they just built them at the British Museum where all the stuff in them would eventually end up.
judge sentenced three guys to getting their peepees cut off according to their jobs
The first guy was a butcher, so the executioner cut off his peepee with a cleaver
The second guy was a lumberjack, so the executioner sawed off his peepee with a saw
when the executioner reached for the third, he found him giggling. “You are going to lose your peepee, what’s funny about that?” the executioner asked. The third guy answers
“I make candies for a living, you have to suck it till it ends”
Singular pronouns are overrated, you know what I prefer?
They/them, because I could threaten to sue if I get a ticket at the HOV lane or rejected for a group discount.
a snake walks into a bar
The bartender asked him : how tf did you just do that
Why doesn’t Chuck Norris masturbate?
There’s no higher pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Anne Heche is not expected to survive.
But the posts about it will go on forever.
Why does Alex Jones believe The Frogs are being turned gay?
What do you expect when the arc nemesis of the amphibians, The Lizards, are the ones controlling the world!!!