Things better not said - our best
... Jokes ...who has the House vote: the Ayes or the Nos?
Actually the mouths have it
Willie Nelson has been hospitalized after being struck by a car today.
He was playing on the road again.
Once there was a man who told his friend he was traveling across the world.
Once there was a man who told his friend he was traveling across the world.
“That’s incredible,” the friend said. “I see you’ve taken your guide dog.”
“Indeed,” the man said. “I’m traveling a few miles, so he needs to guide me.”
“A few miles?” his friend asked. “Is that really across the world?”
“Going in the right direction, it would be thousands of kilometers,” the man said. “I’m taking a shortcut.”
“Then why do you want to travel across the world?” his friend asked.
“I have an ancestor I want to emulate by bringing joy to everyone along my path,” the man said. “On that note, I have a gift for you.”
What’s between an introvert and an extrovert?
A wall.
(I know it wasn’t funny, but it popped into my mind, and I thought it was decent enough)
Why did the pilot ditch his ex-girlfriend?
Because she had way too much excess baggage.
The streamer promised a handcam stream.
When the VOD uploaded, the thumbnail was in the preview.
My very kinky friend is an economist
They like to look into Inflation.
I can rap the periodic table better than Eminem.
Because he always forgets Oxygen.
The anal dildo was invented entirely spontaneously...
From what I hear, the inventor just pulled it out of his ass
As a young female basketball fan, it is always disappointing to hear praise about Kobe Bryant
This guy was a legend, hero and mentor to so many other fans, but he decides to just retire and completely dip out of the public eye for the past three years. So disappointing.