Things better not said - our best
... Jokes ...Chuck Norris got the COVID vaccine
The vaccine is now immune to everything
What did Qatar get after spending billions of dollars to stop LGBTQ+ actions in FIFA 2022?
Half naked Argentinian Men Hugging and kissing each other in the end.
A woman walks into a grocery store.
She heads to the produce aisle and sees a man stocking the shelves. “Excuse me where are your onions?”
“Ma’am we don’t have any onions today” the man replied.
“Nonsense, I know you have onions today” she replied.
“ ma’am we really don’t” he said again.
“ yes you do” was her response.
He sighed and decided on a different approach to get through to her.
“Take the po out of potatoes” he said to her.
“What?” She said. “Just humour me.”
“Ok… you get tatoes”
“Now take the to out of tomatoes” he said.
“You get matoes” she said.
“Good now take the fugg out of onions.”
She paused for about 5 seconds before snapping. “There is no fugginonions!”
That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you the man replied.
My obese parrot just died.
I’m very sad but it is a huge weight off my shoulders.
What did the Soviet Union call their system of production and consumption?
The Ecommieny
How do werewolves make bechamel sauce?
They start with a-rooooooouuuuux
How was The Rock born?
The Hulk wanted to have a staring contest with Medusa.
What do you call someone who appraises fancy breeds of Siamese fighting fish?
A betta tester.
True story. When I was 16(m), I had my first H.J. while her parents were driving up front...
I was scared stiff.
Apparently it’s no longer OK to urinate in the ocean.
I’m told it’s not pee sea.