Things better not said - our best

I got buttfucked by a rough dinosaur...
It was a verysoerus

If Neil Armstrong really walked on the moon…
Why do they call them Astronauts and not Astrodids?

Whats a pedophiles favorite brand of shoes?
Vans.

I hear Twitter has a musk problem.
Have they stopped going to work because of the smell?

Do you ever with the Kardashians
Became the Car Crashians?

What happens if you inject a particular kind of sea creature with steroids?
You’ve made yourself a very powerful anemone

What are Netflix’s pronouns?
Dey/Dem

I received an invitation to a wedding from an acquaintance.
I replied that I could not go this time but would go next time.

I like my women like I like slaves
Educated and free

I once saw my friend fighting a pregnant women
So I joined him to make it a two-on-two

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians!

Adam spoke to God in the Garden of Eden
"I am lonely" said Adam. "I need someone around for company." "Very well," said God. "I will create a companion for you. One who will obey your every word, do all your chores along with cooking and cleaning for you." "Wonderful!" said Adam. "What will it take?" "For you, it will cost an arm and a leg" said God. "That seems pretty steep" said Adam. "What could I get for just a rib?"

What do you call the smartest person in the linguistics department?
A cunning linguist.