Things better not said - our best

Why was Megatron not invited to the Republican convention?
Because Megatron was a trans-former.

How did the Nirvana fan catch their kids drinking?
Smelled like teen spirits

I didn’t get first prize at the astronomy contest…
But I did get a constellation prize

You are a American is the bathroom and you are a American outside of the bathroom, So what are you doing in the bathroom?
Your Europeeing.

Economic joke
I’d tell you an economics joke but there’s not enough demand.

What do you like most about being a human?
"Not human but..."

Two fish were in a tank.
One turned to the other and said, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

What does the Loch Ness Rooster do to relax?
Hennessy.

what did the receptionist say to the man leaving the sperm bank?
"thanks for coming!"

A pimp goes on vacation to a country where all the citizens are prostitutes
He was in a Hoe New World

How did Walter White crash the car?
Because he was Braking Bad

Yet another joke from Sunny
okay this is something more personal, you see im German, there is not a problem with that. but some people from other countries still believe we are racists, evil and whatnot. and i want to tell you guys its not true, you cant judge a book by its cover like that. i like black people, everybody should have one. &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; >!and now i wait for the first person who got offended by this joke!<

I tried to manage a jazz band once, but they were only interested in laying around smoking weed.
It was like herding cats.