Things better not said - our best
... Jokes ...What does my APR credit card have in common with my wife giving me a blowjob?
No interest until 2024
Putin thought that taking Kyiv was just a matter of painting letters on tanks.
It was easier Z than done.
Bull
A week after John bought a bull, he complained to his friend, “All that bull does is eat grass. Won’t even look at a cow.”
“Take him to the vet,” his friend suggested.
The next week, John is much happier. “The vet gave him some pills, and the bull serviced all of my cows!” he told his pal. “Then he broke through the fence and bred with all my neighbor’s cows! He’s like a machine!”
“What kind of pills were they?” asked the friend.
“I don’t know, but they’ve got a peppermint taste.”
I admit that I am a racist and do you know why?
The relay race is horrible... Passing a little scroll from one person to another come on. Races should be on stamina and speed or jumping not some sort of group activity passing a scroll back and forth. The relay race is bull crap. All the other races are fine just not the relay.
What do you call a beautiful nymphomaniac ginger head living in a lower-class suburb?
Red hot riding hood.
What’s the difference between Covid and Southwest Airlines?
One of them is airborne
chris rock
what was the chris rock…not even special, just him explaining his jokes through out the years. what was it
How did the Shepard/Lab transition into a boxer?
He died and got cremated.
Serious note, my dog just recently "transitioned" after 13 years. R.I.P Jack MeHoff "Dogmeat" LaCroix.
My new book about poltergeists...
is literally flying off the shelves.
How do you know if a joke was written by ChatGPT?
It’s better than this one
Did you hear about the Irish gay couple?
William Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzwilliam.