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... Jokes ...The “r” in “Gary Oldman”…
Is the most critical letter in the history of Google searches.
Did you know blind people are more likely to get scurvy?
They don’t get enough vitamin see.
If you use pronoun "they" regulary...
You are probably a Christian talking about Trinity, three distinct persons sharing one essence.
Why did the teen with Asperger’s excel at sculpting marble?
Because he had autistic vision!
A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
In the 90s it was easy to go into an upscale restaurant with your clone. That was a long time ago.
I must be dating myself
My wife says I have two major flaws
One is that I never listen when she talks to me, and two was something else.
Why did the sailor ground his son?
Because his grades were below sea level
Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train robber?
He had loco motives