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... Jokes ...What’s the difference between having sex with a KFC chicken pot pie vs a McChicken?
About $3
Chicken is chicken amiright?
I didn’t understand why the baseball kept getting bigger…
And then it hit me!
How do you follow Will Smith in a snow storm?
You follow the fresh prints.
Two lobsters were in a tank.
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The one said to the other, "It sure would be easier driving this thing without rubber bands on our claws."
What did the reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?
EDIT: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!
Why are there so many stupid people in the world?
Because shitty parents don’t know how to swallow
A new mother just gave birth and immediately fell into a coma.
When she wakes up, the doctor informs her she gave birth to twins, a girl and a boy.
The woman asks, “who named them?” And the doctor replies, “your brother.”
The woman thinks, “not by brother, he’s crazy!” And she asks the doctor for the names.
The doctor says, “he named the girl Denice.”
The woman thinks, “that’s not too bad.” and asks, “what did he name the boy?”
The doctors replies, “DeNephew.”
What Elvis Presley does in an elevator?
Nothing he is dead you dumbass
I was thinking posting a joke about Prince Harry’s autobiography…
… but you would probably think I was just cashing in on my notoriety.