Things better not said - our best
... Jokes ...I hate dark humor
The thought of a black man being funny shakes me to my very core
What do Santa and Bill Cosby have in common
They only come when you are asleep.
A burglar broke into our house last night…
I didn’t fight back, I just put the red laser dot on his forehead and the 3 cats did the rest.
(Copied from a comment I saw to funny not to share since this whole sub is reposts)
A Cake Day Tradition
What do you call a fence post that gets used over and over?
A re-post.
A woman asked a man what he did for a living
The man says “I work at a bowling alley. “She then asked , “so what do you do at the bowling alley. “He says “I split wood there.” The woman looks confused and says , “Split wood? Do they have a fireplace there? “ He says “No , I’m just a really bad bowler.”
What do you call a snake that works for the government?
A civil serpent.
The feud between the two clothing stores down the street finally came to an end.
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It ended in a tie.
Why was the narrow strip of land with sea on either side, forming a link between two larger areas of land so happy?
It was a merry isthmus!
A lawyer woke up in the hospital after surgery
He asked, “Why are all the blinds drawn in here?” The nurse answered, “There’s a fire across the street and we didn’t want you to think the operation had been a failure.”
hey! you know the guy that has the most racist name on this planet?
What was his name again?
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