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... Jokes ...Balenciaga have released a new marketing campaign.
Featuring Prince Andrew.
what does a brothel with ladders and a Country Music Festival have in common
At any moment you could have a hoe down
How do people in Alabama find out about their ancestry?
Through a Incestry DNA.
I saw a man pulling a length of rope behind him on the street the other day...
Me: Why are you pulling that rope?
Man: You want to try pushing it!
5 years ago, I asked the love of my life out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me.
She said no both times.
A retired cop becomes a principal
One day, he catches a bully beating up a nerd. "Stop, stop," he orders the bully before he pulls out a baton. "Not in my school," he says to the bully. He then hands the baton to the bully. "Hit him with this, you amateur."
How many chef do you need to solve world hunger?
Depends on how you cook them
Breaking Down.
What do you cal Heisenberg with split personality disorder?
Walter Egos!
I’m sorry…
I asked this nice girl a question the other day.
She was pretty, young, blond, had big tits and gave me a pleasant smile. I asked her if six inches satisfies? She grimaced and pondered, shifting her weight from foot to foot as if balancing the question and finally replied "no not really".
So I ordered the seven inch pizza instead.
Why did the mathematician buy a 7-11?
Because it was prime real estate
(Rewording an old joke): Kanye, Elon, and Trump in a bar.......
Kanye, Elon, and Trump are sitting in a crowded bar when the three stand up and loudly exclaim:
Kanye yells "When I die, I want all of you to pour a shot of Hennessy on my grave in my memory"
Elon yells "When I die, I want all of you to pour a shot of whiskey on my grave in my memory"
Trump yells "When I die, I want all of you to pour a Diet Coke on my grave in my memory"
One drunk stands up and says "Sure we can do that! But do you mind if it passes through our kidneys first?"