Things better not said - our best

What do you call a baby lion
A child predator

Some people really should learn to be more direct.
It took too much time to figure out that if you drink enough water in just the right light you can create a stream of piss that crafts a beautiful rainbow. My wife should have just said she wanted skittles.

I like my women the way I like my r/jokes jokes
The same one over and over again

Yo mama so dumb, When the doctor told her she was pregnant,
She asked, "Is it mine?"

A redneck is pulled over by a policeman...
Policeman: Got any ID? Redneck: About what?

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

Wife and chair
(In a courtroom, a judge is hearing a case of domestic abuse) Judge: Mrs. Smith, why did you hit your husband with a chair? Wife: (sobbing) I tried not to … but I couldn’t lift a table.

A warlord was looking for some supplemental troops.
He was looking for the toughest most brutal mercenary company. He thought he found it but when he called the receptionist answered, "Thanks for calling the toughest most brutal mercenary company, my name is Ruth."

I got the ball rolling
It only went downhill from there

what do you call an unfinished joke?
you call it a

Why don’t we eat Turducken on Thanksgiving?
It’s too fowl.

Thanksgiving
I cummed in the mashed potatoes and put my balls in the potatoes twice times.

Mathematical joke - Why did Sin go to the beach?
Cos he wanted a Tan