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... Jokes ...How is a woman similar to a hurricane?
When the come they are wet and wild. When they leave the take your house and your car.
The king was egged this morning
The Police were scrambled to arrest the perpetrator
I had an uncle once who made zippers from 8pm to 5am.
It was a fly by night operation.
Three Soviet factory workers are arrested.
The first came to work early and was arrested for espionage. The second came to work late and was arrested for sabotage. The third came to work on time and was arrested for possessing an illegally imported Western watch.
What do a hooker and a coal miner have in common?
They both work the shafts for pay.
I was so poor as a child that
If I didn’t wake up with a hard on on Christmas Day I didn’t have anything to play with.
My wife and I had sex for 3 straight hours last night…
We did some role playing. I played the doctor, she played the patient who was in the waiting room for 2 hours and 58 minutes.
A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. After a few drinks, he begins waxing philosopical. "You know, sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever," he says to the bartender. "Yes," the bartender agrees. "We call those people cops."
Donald Trump’s daughter got married this weekend
For her “something blue,” he gave her Nevada