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Masturbation as a technique for business success
Amazon
Amazon’s stock has been tanking recently. Would seem to be a PRIME opportunity to buy
Why can’t Gay people be in wheelchairs …
because you can’t be a fruit & a vegetable.
What did the princess say to Pinocchio after jumping of his face?
Lie to me Pinocchio
How do you drink your coffee?
Black like the guy who harvested it and strong as his overseer
Where were you last night already?
Late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their “secret” base.
They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.
The pilot’s story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel.
The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation. By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn’t a spy.
They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying “you-did-not-see-a-base” briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading and sent him on his way.
The day after that, though, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again.
Once again, the MP’s surrounded the plane…
Only this time there were two people on the plane.
The same pilot jumped out and said,
“Do anything you want to me, but my wife is on the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!”
why is Alabama the sandwich capital of the world?
Because everything is inbread
Worst Halloween Decor you could put in your front lawn?
A Sex Offender Warning Sign
Saw my doctor today and showed him the bleeding coming out of my ass.
He completely ignored me, and carried on pushing his shopping basket in Walmart
Has Kathy Griffen been kicked off Twitter?
For impersonating a comedian