Things better not said - our best
... Jokes ...Did you hear about the blind rabbi that missed when he was trying to perform a circumcision?
He got the sack!
Badum tiss.
Found a shirt that says, “I see dead people”
But I can’t wear it because it only fits mediums
I tried to come up with a carpentry pun…
that woodwork.
I think I nailed it.
But nobody saw it.
What’s something long and hard that every Polish woman receives on the night of her wedding?
A new last name!
How do you find a velociraptor ?
You divide the distanceraptor by the timeraptor
The hardest thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair gets in the way.
What was NASA thinking when they decided to fly a rocket into a meteor?
Did I hit or didymos.
To be an iPhone user 10 years from now…….
You need to have very deep pockets.
Told my wife about the ringing in my ears.
She said it’s tinnitus. I told her I’ve heard that before.