Things better not said - our best

Just got reminded of my favourite yo mama joke today
Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to clap.

What do you call a stag that practices martial arts?
A Tae Kwon Doe.

When god created me he gave me two choices
I would blessed me with a perfect memory, or a massive penis… And I can’t remember my selection…

Why did the Ex-Amish guy not clean all the dead insects off his new car?
He was used to his transport being a little buggy.

How does a rocket create a death threat?
Die-oxygen Die-flouride.

Scary part about file transfer?
Dragon drop

Why was Traffic Man often coughing while capturing villains?
Because he was always congested.

If a single germ can infect over 300 people...
Imagine what a married one could do.

What is the most cop infested city in the United States?
MinneaPOLICE

I got in a terrible accident which caused the loss of my penis and balls
The worst part of it though was when the doctor told me that I had to vote democrat for the rest of my life now

I asked to join the Suicide Squad...
They rejected me when they found out it was because I wanted to be good at it.

I won an Iphone 13 in a race
The other two competitors are: the owner of the phone and police officers

The Illness
Doctor: I am sorry but you have a terminal illness and have only 10 to live. Patient: 10? 10 What? Days? Weeks? Months?! Doctor: Nine.