Things better not said - our best
... Jokes ...Why do white supremacists shoot people?
when they really oughta be shooting themselves.
Y’all ever heard of a reverse exorcism ?
It’s when the devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
iPhone COVID tracker: "Exposure" notification
Artist: fuck that I want money
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line
Russian Major, check the personal file of Sgt. Shishimarin again, will you.
After every target practice, he wipes his fingerprints from the weapon.
A soldier comes rushing to the king
“Sire, the turks are attacking!”
“Prepare my sword, my horse and bring me my red shirt, for if I am hurt, our troops will not lose hope. But how many soldiers have the enemy?”
“About 100.000, my lord”
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“Bring me the brown pants as well..”
Which famous woman was a pioneer for oxygenated blood?
Amelia Earheart
People who do fossil hunting already have an unfair advantage
The fossils are already dead
OC (I hope) Did you hear about the guy who died chewing tobacco?
He had diphtheria.