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... Jokes ...My exceptional memory allows me to memorize a sequence of more than a million numbers
1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
A man records his wedding night…
A man decides to audio record his wedding night and one year later on their anniversary, play it back to re-live the wonderful sounds his wife was making that night. So he played it back and she was saying “ah ah…that’s happiness”. He was moved to tears.
He decided to share this special moment for his wife. She told him “you idiot, you have it on slow motion. I was saying, “ha ha, that’s a penis?”
If anyone has no family and will be alone on thanksgiving please let me know
I really need to borrow some chairs from you.
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so i was walking down my neighboorhood and saw a kid in bad condition, with rags and all that.
i said "are you an orphan"?
the kid thought and hesitated and finally said, "yeah, what gave me away"?
i said, "your parents".
How does a normal dog barks?
How does a normal dog barks?
“Woof woof”
How does a British dog barks?
“Woof woof, innit”
I visited the wailing wall the other day...
standing there like an idiot with my harpoon.