Things better not said - our best
... Jokes ...I’m back with another shitty joke for y’all. So an armed man runs into a real estate agency and screams…
NOBODY MOVE!!!
They say the asteroid killed all the dinosaurs.
You could say it killed many birds with one stone.
When did pinocchio find out he was made of wood
When his right hand caught on fire
What did the right pussy lip say to the left pussy lip
“Girl, we used to be so tight until we let some dick in between us”
What could be the reason for separating male and female chess championships?
In case they mate
My 24 episode
The following takes place between 2am and 3am. Events occur in real time
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RIIIING RIIIING
Mrs. Bauer: What is it?!
Jack Bauer: We have to switch all clocks to daylight saving time
Mrs. Bauer: That could wait till the morning
3:00:00
What did the Jewish bartender do when he ran out of beer?
I don’t know, I left. But then Hebrew, so I came back!
Whats the best Thing about Switzerland?
I dont know, but The flag is a big Plus.
A joke
Englishman, Irishman and a Scottsman walk into a bar.
Barman turns round and sias is this some kind of joke
finally memorized the digits og Pi up to 10 digits.
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
But sadly i dont know the order.