Things better not said - our best
... Jokes ...One spelling mistake can destroy your marriage, a husband sent a text to his wife reading
“I’m having a wonderful time, I wish you was her.”
If Mr. Miyagi was a plastic surgeon, what would his slogan be?
Racks on, racks off.
I told me girlfriend, “You’re dumping me because I don’t glisten and you are gay?”
She said, “No. it’s because you don’t listen. Have a nice day!”
Whadda ya get when you cross an accountant with a giant jet airplane?
A boring 747.
What is the capitol of Ireland?
Well if they were true anime fans, it would be Sublin, but they prefer dubs apparently? So uncultured.
The boys got onto their bike.
A cop pulled them over and said, “Three people on a single bike. Against the rules. Gonna charge you”.
Then the third boy nearly cried and said loudly,”Bob and Carl might have fallen off on our way here!”