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... Jokes ...Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder.
An Arab is driving
An Arab is driving and he’s going 120+ miles an hour his passengers try to get him to slow down. But the Arab so sure in his driving ability turns to his passengers and says don’t worry I’m Arab if we crash the car will definitely explode.
What’s the difference between pussy and parsley?
You don’t eat parsley.
What do you call a camel that looks the same walking forward as it does walking backward?
A palindromedary.
Why is it so hard to break up with someone from Japan?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
A guy had to ask his neighbor for help getting his new sofa inside the flat because it got stuck in the door.
After about twenty minutes of vigorous pushing and maneuvering, the guy pants, “I think we’ll have to call it a day. There’s no way we’re getting it inside.”
The neighbor looks at him slowly, “**Wait, inside?!**”
Thank Major League Baseball for safer streets
When a batboy grows up, he becomes a Batman