Things better not said - our best
... Jokes ...What did the fraternal twin say when his brother asked him to hang out?
"Your placenta or mine?"
What do you call a Genuine E man that has not slept in days?
a Real E tired guy.
I just found out vegan ribs are delicious.
It must be their vegetarian diet.
A "pulled pork sandwich"
Sounds like an advanced sex position for pigs.
Where do female wines go when they need to get a checkup?
To the OV / ZYN
(Old Vine Zin... Sorry...)
so now we know how WW 3 will be fought.
A wise man once said, "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
But now we know.
WW 3 will be fought with balloons.
What did the lawyer say to the Dentist?
"Do you promise to take the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"
I was in an unfortunate accident and my sperm became electrified
Came as a shock to my girlfriend
My dad worked as a clown. When he died I didn’t want to follow his work.
It left big shoes to fill.
A man with dementia walks into a bar
He spots a pretty lady, sits next to her and asks, "So, do I come here often?"
What do you call the urine sample you submit to the doctor for analysis?
Your Identipee.