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Stuff you better not say during Sex 2/13

Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.

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And so those hysterical shrieks is what you mean by moans, right?

Is there something in bed you don`t like at all?

Yes! If you wake me up!

won! I bet my friends they could get you in bed the first day.

You`re still here! Why aren`t you already in my bed?

I gave up sex. If I`m on top, I`m afraid of heights, if I`m at the bottom, I`m claustrophobic, and if I`m on my side, I don`t see anything on TV.

My boyfriend says sex on vacation is much nicer than at home." Mandy, 28, received a postcard from her husband.

You`re there and I`m here, I`d say we`ll change that. Tonight at ten, sex with me!

Jesus said to his disciples, don`t fuck young things. Let them grow and thrive until they cry for cock themselves.

I like it deep and firm. The sex? No, the sleep.

Love can be carefree on alpine pastures, because autumn is the season for abortion.

Not that you think I want to sleep with you! The kitchen table is enough for me too.

At least he`s not FAT in my language – go to England.

People who fall asleep watching a porn movie are more likely to have dreams involving sexual fantasies.

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